I decided to get the seasonal Celtic Ale on tap a local Millvale bar the other night. I almost immediately regretted it. Then I saw it was Harpoon and thought "Oh that is why it sucks". I am not sure where I got this prejudice toward Harpoon, because I don't think I have ever had one of their beers before, but that was my excuse for not liking their amber ale. It was a flat, boring, watery, beer that only someone who was an idiot would like.
If you like this beer, you are boring and stupid. [I have been drinking a lot tonight, but I stand by this statement. You suck for liking this beer you boring, sad, loser].
I give this beer 1 out of 4 yinzers downtown on St Patricks Day being loud.
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